Ok so feel free to post your own joke here is my submission!
Funniest joke I know
Three couples, an ederly, middle aged and newleyweds are trying to get into a local church known for their strict morale guidlines. They all three meet with the pastor and are told that to meet the guidelines of the church they must refrain from sex for a month and if they do so may join the church! They all agree and leave.
A month goes by and they all returned on the assigned date set by the pastor.
The ederly couple are first and when asked by the pastor how they did they respond by saying well we did well. Pa did his chores and worked in his shop while Ma focused on her arts and crafts. The pastor welcomed them into the church.
The middle aged couple were asked the same question and responded by saying that for the first two weeks they did well but as the month went on it got harder for them but they prayed and made it through. The pastor welcomed them to the church.
Next was the Newleywed couple. When asked they responded that they didnt make it. They said that from the beginning they had to stay away from each other and not even be in the same room. The husband had to sleep at his office. Then one day the wife bent over to pick up a can of beans and he had to take her right then and there.
The pastor responded and said I am sorry we cannot allow you into our church.
The couple said that is alright they will not let us in Giant Eagle anymore either!