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Funniest Joke I know

Posted on: July 23, 2008 9:54 pm

Ok so feel free to post your own joke here is my submission!

Funniest joke I know


Three couples, an ederly, middle aged and newleyweds are trying to get into a local church known for their strict morale guidlines.  They all three meet with the pastor and are told that to meet the guidelines of the church they must refrain from sex for a month and if they do so may join the church!  They all agree and leave.

A month goes by and they all returned on the assigned date set by the pastor. 

The ederly couple are first and when asked by the pastor how they did they respond by saying well we did well.  Pa did his chores and worked in his shop while Ma focused on her arts and crafts.  The pastor welcomed them into the church.

The middle aged couple were asked the same question and responded by saying that for the first two weeks they did well but as the month went on it got harder for them but they prayed and made it through.  The pastor welcomed them to the church.

Next was the Newleywed couple.  When asked they responded that they didnt make it.  They said that from the beginning they had to stay away from each other and not even be in the same room.  The husband had to sleep at his office.  Then one day the wife bent over to pick up a can of beans and he had to take her right then and there. 

The pastor responded and said I am sorry we cannot allow you into our church. 

The couple said that is alright they will not let us in Giant Eagle anymore either!

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What's the difference between Rosie O'Donnell and a walrus?

One has a mustache and eats fish......the other is a marine mammal !

Since: Aug 22, 2006
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What do gay cows eat?

HaaAAAYyyyy...   (must say outloud and drawn out with a urban female slang tone)

Since: Feb 23, 2009
Posted on: March 2, 2009 2:32 pm

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Where does Virgin Wool come from...?




Ugly sheep..........

Since: Oct 22, 2007
Posted on: January 25, 2009 3:39 pm
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Since: Aug 5, 2008
Posted on: August 22, 2008 9:38 am

Funniest Joke I know

What do you call an upside down stool in a gay bar.

Seating for four

Since: Aug 5, 2008
Posted on: August 22, 2008 9:19 am

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Heard a couple at the bar last night

What do you call an Irish Lesbian

A Gaelic.

Since: Aug 5, 2008
Posted on: August 19, 2008 3:34 pm

Funniest Joke I know

This ones been around awhile but here goes

This little boy wanted to get VD so he figured the best way to get VD was to go to a W*ore house.  He walked right up to the Madam and asked if any of the girls had VD because he wanted to get VD.

The madam said "Go on little boy, nobody here has VD"  Not giving up the little boy acted like he was walking out the door and when the Madam wasn't looking snuck down the hall.

He knocked on the first door and asked the Lady if she had VD.  The lady didn't and shoed him away. 

The little boy went to a couple more doors and got the same response.  Finally as he was walking down the hallway, he noticed a door open and a girl crying in the room.

He went in to console her and upon finding out that she had gotten VD asked the girl if she would give him VD.  The little boy finally convinced her and they had s*x.

After doing it, the girl asked the little boy, "why do you want to get VD"  The little boy responded..............

So when I go home, I can give the babysitter VD and then when my Mom and Dad come home and Dad takes the babysitter home, he'll get VD and when he comes home, my Mom will get VD and the next day while Dad is at work, the mailman will get VD.........

and that's the motherf**k*r that stepped on my frog.

Since: Aug 5, 2008
Posted on: August 19, 2008 10:13 am

Funniest Joke I know

There are three guys on this plane and a little while after take off the pilot comes on the microphone and says

"Gentleman we have a problem with one of the engines on the plane but it's ok because the plane is designed to fly with one engine.  We are going to try and do an emergency landing at the nearest airport which is over an hour away."

Shortly after the first announcement the pilot comes back on the microphone and says

"I have bad news to report, we have lost the second engine and we are not close enough to the airport so it looks like we are going to crash into the mountains.  I am sorry but the best I can offer you is to send the flight attendant (who happened to be African American) down the aisle and she will give you whatever you want"

The first guy takes all the booze on the beverage cart and says "If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die drunk"

The second guy takes all the food and says "If I'm gonna die, I might as well eat and enjoy my last meal"

The last guy takes the flight attendant down in the aisle and starts F**k*** her hard.  The other two guys look at him and ask what he is doing.

The guy looks up and says,

" I hear the only thing that survives an airplane crash is the black box...........And I gonna be in it!!!" 

Since: May 27, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 10:06 pm

Funniest Joke I know

okay, my fave for nearly forty years...lordy i'm up there...

a man was walking down the street and saw a sign that read: "Wet Cement."  So he did.

thank you..thank you... and good night.

Since: May 27, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 10:04 pm

Funniest Joke I know



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